perfect little soup boy

worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

(via a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy)

xno-chill-memesx:

(via animatedpileofbones)

deliriante:

”I want to speak with my husband.”

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

(via laststrawberries)

kltzart:

kltzart:

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

(via laststrawberries)

froody:

froody:

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

(via laststrawberries)

tropicoola:

lavellan.

(via dalishious)

ndiecity:

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

(via wastrelwoods)

urfaveconstructsintricaterituals:

Shaolin Fantastic from The Get Down constructs intricate rituals

(via theunacceptablepylades)

(Source: pettydemon, via theunacceptablepylades)

retroscifiart:

Painting by Ingo Swann from Omni Magazine June 1979

(via moonry)

hallandoates1970topresent:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

superluminalflower:

dirkar:

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

(Source: dirkarchive, via laststrawberries)

petermaximoff:

listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead

(Source: sunfortune, via wastrelwoods)

chrisflemingfleming:

chrisflemingfleming:

Shy Husband

there was NO reason for me to make this

squalloscope:

COLLABORATIONS, pt. II

had the honor to contribute some verses to this track by my pal Ersatz Splynter. the whole album is so good, i highly recommend getting it (pay as you wish!).
out on Fake Four Inc now.


Listen/purchase: Chess Like Check (ft. Squalloscope) by Ersatz Splynter

(Source: fakefour.bandcamp.com)