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Round 2, Side A2: Softboots (Puss in Boots) vs SamSam (FATT)
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#SAMSAMSWEEP #yes I logged onto this web site to vote for fatt characters #at least let them beat the cartoon cats before the vampires kick their asses #actually hold on. samsam vs jesus/judas would be SOOO funny do this for us

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valtsv:

rejectofsociety:
valtsv:
maybe if you didn’t want to fall through my trapdoor into the rat infested dungeons below you shouldn’t have walked onto the rug i carefully placed over it to hide it. rookie mistake.
joke’s on you. i meant to do that. i fucking love rats
guards! take him to the dungeon cell without any rats in it

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Anonymous asked: hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

frogitivity:

benito-el-gato-con-gorrito:
frogitivity:
comfybi:
frogitivity:
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔
why were you microwaving a lemon???
I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots
Did you burn an orange too? How???
Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

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guerrillatech:

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lezzyharpy:

glowingforrest:
bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from
indirect kiss

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sapper-in-the-wire-old:

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#wenna mahariel

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fuckaspunk:

heedra:
all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

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beetledrink:

beetledrink:
beetledrink:
my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed
theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

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marxism-transgenderism:

mithli-archive:
mithli-archive:
mithli-archive:
american leftists seem extremely focused on anti imperialism (good) but rarely- if at all- discuss decolonization in their own fucking country, despite acknowledging that it is a settler colonial state.
im serious about this though. as an urban indian, i definitely cant speak on this as much as a rez indian could. but i know from talking to rez friends i have and from what the american indian movement has screamed for over the years that we need land we can grow on, we need clean water, we need to allow the wildlife that once lived in this land to live here again (meaning you need to listen to us before building those high speed rails you all get so hard over).
you cant drool over the zapatistas while ignoring people in your own country who have a similar goal
silly me I never provided things to read on the topic of decolonization! I’d personally suggest the following as “beginner level” essential reading to understand decolonization:
Discourse on Colonialism (Aimé Césaire) - this is more a focus on colonization, but I feel it’s a necessary read in my opinion as in order to understand decolonization I believe it’s important to first understand colonization.
Wretched of the Earth (Franz Fanon)
Decolonization is Not a Metaphor (Tuck, Yang)
also an “easy to process” read, to understand landback specifically here in Turtle Island, I’d suggest reading The Red Deal (there is a pdf, I don’t mean the article with the same title)
Discourse on Colonialism (PDF, ebook, mobi)
The Wretched of the Earth (PDF, ebook)
Decolonization is Not a Metaphor (PDF)
The Red Deal (PDFs of Part 1, Part 2, Part 3)

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probably-voldemort:

My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like “Okay so we’re going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island” and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever’s kitchen they’re designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island

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wumblr:

totallyfubar:
Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure
now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope

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spritepepsi:

slytherverse:
spritepepsi:
had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times
hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!
just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock
get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos
your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.
twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you
the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.
OH MY GOD?????????